Monday, October 12, 2015

1. Oh My God I Can't Even.
2. I Suck at Pool when I'm Drunk
3. Yeah for sure man, I got you bro.
4. I bought these a month ago.
5. I'll buy you a shot if you go sing Drunk In Love by Beyonce.

Scene opens up in a bar. A couple enters and heads over to a pool table.

Boy: Tonight should be fun what do you think?

Girl: It will just don't let me have too many drinks.

Boy: And why is that.

Girl: Because I suck at pool when i'm drunk.

(boy chuckles) Boy: Whatever you say babe.

Girl: Hey darling did you know this place has karaoke?

Boy: No actually. This means two thing. We can have fun going up there to sing but we also have to listen to a bunch of drunk people sing badly.

Girl: True but i think it will be fun

The night continues both the boy and the girl has had a few drinks. drunk man stumbles up to the couple.

Drunk: Hey guy you look like you have green stuff.

Boy: No i don't do drugs

Drunk: bwahaha no dude like money. green. money you know cash. money.

Boy: I might why whats it to you.

Drunk: can i have a dollur? i'm a buck short and i really want a PBR.

Boy: If i give you a dollar will you leave my girl and i alone for the rest of the night?

Drunk: Yeah for sure man, I got you bro.

Boy: Alright. Lets make this a little more interesting. I'll give you a dollar. But I'll buy you a shot if you go sing Drunk In Love by Beyonce.

Drunk: Get your wallet ready because i have no shame.

Drunk begins to sing and the bar is going crazy.

Girl: Oh My God I Can't Even.

Drunk finishes the song and the boy buys him the drink. Afterwards the boy and girl calls a cab because drinking and driving is dangerous and illegal




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