2. I Suck at Pool when I'm Drunk
3. Yeah for sure man, I got you bro.
4. I bought these a month ago.
5. I'll buy you a shot if you go sing Drunk In Love by Beyonce.
Scene opens up in a bar. A couple enters and heads over to a pool table.
Girl: It will just don't let me have too many drinks.
Boy: And why is that.
Girl: Because I suck at pool when i'm drunk.
(boy chuckles) Boy: Whatever you say babe.
Girl: Hey darling did you know this place has karaoke?
Boy: No actually. This means two thing. We can have fun going up there to sing but we also have to listen to a bunch of drunk people sing badly.
Girl: True but i think it will be fun
The night continues both the boy and the girl has had a few drinks. drunk man stumbles up to the couple.
Drunk: Hey guy you look like you have green stuff.
Boy: No i don't do drugs
Drunk: bwahaha no dude like money. green. money you know cash. money.
Boy: I might why whats it to you.
Drunk: can i have a dollur? i'm a buck short and i really want a PBR.
Boy: If i give you a dollar will you leave my girl and i alone for the rest of the night?
Drunk: Yeah for sure man, I got you bro.
Boy: Alright. Lets make this a little more interesting. I'll give you a dollar. But I'll buy you a shot if you go sing Drunk In Love by Beyonce.
Drunk: Get your wallet ready because i have no shame.
Drunk begins to sing and the bar is going crazy.
Girl: Oh My God I Can't Even.
Drunk finishes the song and the boy buys him the drink. Afterwards the boy and girl calls a cab because drinking and driving is dangerous and illegal
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